stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(via thedevilsingssondheim)

humansofnewyork:

"I got a Master’s degree in acting and now I’m working as a waitress.""What’s the toughest part about being an actress?""There’s a million of us."

humansofnewyork:

"I got a Master’s degree in acting and now I’m working as a waitress."
"What’s the toughest part about being an actress?"
"There’s a million of us."

(via enchantedfuture)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via omgitskuni)

(Source: lost-moonlight)

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(Source: styzles, via fuckharrystyles)

theofficialtylerhoechlinteam:

So so true

(Source: scienceandeggs, via justcayla)

gangstapayne:

do my ears deceive me or is this liam’s remix????

(via woefullyharry)